ment. Nor is the example a fairone to cite in the present instance, the positions not being equallybalanced. Love is woman's business,Patrick Marleau Tröjor, and in "business" we all layaside our natural weaknesses--the shyest man I ever knew was aphotographic tout.
ON BABIES
　　Oh, yes, I do--I know a lot about 'em. I was one myself once, thoughnot long--not so long as my clothes. They were very long,Semyon Varlamov Tröjor, Irecollect, and always in my way when I wanted to kick. Why do babieshave such yards of unnecessary clothing? It is not a riddle. Ireally want to know. I never could understand it. Is it that theparents are ashamed of the size of the child and wish to make believethat it is longer than it actually is? I asked a nurse once why itwas. She said:
"Lor',Kris Versteeg Tröjor, sir, they always have long clothes,Air Jordan Retro 13 Damskie, bless their little hearts."And when I explained that her answer, although doing credit to herfeelings,Patrick Maroon Tröjor, hardly disposed of my difficulty,CG Menn Summit Jakke, she replied:
"Lor', sir,Ralph Lauren Långärmad Polos, you wouldn't have 'em in short clothes, poor littledears?" And she said it in a tone that seemed to imply I hadsuggested some unmanly outrage.
Since than I have felt shy at making inquiries on the subject,Brad Richardson Tröjor, and thereason--if reason there be--is still a mystery to me. But indeed,putting them in any clothes at all seems absurd to my mind. Goodnessknows there is enough of dressing and undressing to be gone through inlife without beginning it before we need; and one would think thatpeople who live in bed might at all events be spared the torture. Whywake the poor little wretches up in the morning to take one lot ofclothes off, fix another lot on, and put them to bed again, and thenat night haul them out once more, merely to change everything back?
And when all is done, what difference is there, I should like to know,Ralph Lauren Långärmade skjortor,between a baby's night-shirt and the thing it wears in the day-time?
Very likely, however,Cam Fowler Tröjor, I am only making myself ridiculous--I often do,so I am informed--and I will therefore say no more upon this matter ofclothes, except only that it would be of great convenience if somefashion were adopted enabling you to tell a boy from a girl.
At present it is most awkward. Neither hair, dress, nor conversationaffords the slightest clew, and you are left to guess. By somemysterious law of nature you invariably guess wrong,PJS Herreklær Gobi Dunjakker, and are thereuponregarded by all the relatives and friends as a mixture of fool andknave,Oliver Ekman-Larsson Tröjor, the enormity of alluding to a male babe as "she" being onlyequaled by the atrocity of referring to a female infant as "he".
Whichever sex the particular child in question happens not to belongto is considered as beneath contempt, and any mention of it is takenas a personal insult to the family.
And as you value your fair name do not attempt to get out of thedifficulty by talking of "it."There are various methods by which you may achieve ignominy and shame.
By murdering a large and respected family in cold blood and afterwarddepositing their bodies in the water companies' reservoir, you willgain much unpopularity in the neighborhood of your crime, and evenrobbing a chu
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